Great train journeys: Cardiff to Taiwan
Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 07:40
Great train journeys: beer and boxing from Cologne to Moscow
In the first installment of his three-part overland adventure from Cardiff to Taiwan, Gary Merrill drinks Kölsch on the steps of Cologne cathedral, shares a cabin with a young boxer and breaks bread with a lawyer from Volgograd
* Gary Merrill
* guardian.co.uk,
* Monday June 23, 2008
The thermometer read 40°C (104F) but the room had an oppressive chill. I was exhausted and yet still I couldn't sleep. It was early morning on day four of a 22-day journey and I wanted to be somewhere else: anywhere but on the Cologne to Moscow sleeper train.
Travelling the 8,500 miles (13,679km) from Cardiff to Taiwan with no return ticket and without flying had seemed like a great idea a few weeks earlier.
Although I hadn't done any serious travelling since the mid-1980s, I had read Paul Theroux's The Great Railway Bazaar, was a devoted follower of Michael Palin and had taken inspiration from the international train traveller's website, The Man in Seat Sixty-One.
But until I boarded the Moscow train, I hadn't even considered that travel and I might not be natural bedfellows.
Punching my emaciated pillow and kicking the prickly, green-checked blanket to the foot of my bunk, I recalled my last meal, a mere four hours earlier, with hazy nostalgia. It was taken al fresco in the late evening shadow of Cologne cathedral with Gerhard, a silver-bearded, avuncular German writer, whom I'd met over a chilled glass of weissbier on the Deutsche Bahn ICE train from Brussels.
As we gulped the weak, pale yellow beer, locally-known as Kölsch, from dainty, cylindrical glasses, Gerhard ordered Bavarian liver loaf, fried potatoes and onions, and ham hock with mashed potatoes and sauerkraut. As a dramatist he saw just wide-eyed adventure in my journey. But, as I heaved my backpack onto the Moscow-bound sleeper, my optimism stayed in Cologne.
Compared to the three previous trains that had whisked me from Cardiff to Germany, the Russian train was a distant, aged and unfashionable relative. My pistachio green, airless compartment had three bunk beds and, apart from the light, none of the switches - heater, fan nor loudspeaker - did anything other than move.
The thermometer had three red bubbles, the tap in the corner sink dribbled tearfully, and, when I tried to recharge my phone, the socket just sizzled and promptly cut out.
In the corridor, people with lost-looking faces, oversized bags and desperate voices were still trying to find their quarters. A tight-lipped woman and a dark-haired boy appeared at the door. He was aged about 11, wore a red Pirates of the Caribbean sweatshirt and a resolute scowl. His mother pushed him forward and told me without ceremony, "You must sleep with my son."
I froze, but then realised she meant we had to share a compartment, not a bunk. I shook hands with Eddie and within minutes he was graphically reliving a fight he'd had at school. He spoke some English, so I asked him what he wanted to be when he grows up. "A boxer," he said as he pummelled the air. "My dad was a boxer, too," he proudly added. And what does he do now? "He's an economist."
When I climbed into my bunk at midnight, dark thoughts joined me. How will I cope with three more weeks of austere sleeping compartments, unpredictable food supplies and random roommates? Why did I decide to travel alone? Why didn't I just fly to Taiwan or, better still, stay at home?
On day four, as the train trundled and rocked lethargically through Poland, my fears and hunger grew. There was no restaurant car and I had neglected to pack emergency food rations.
Just before the Belarus border, a carriage attendant shoved two official forms into my hand. As I stared at the incomprehensible Cyrillic script, I knew that I was way out of my comfort zone.
But then Eddie's mother Natalia breezed into the compartment, patiently translated my immigration and customs forms and told me what to write. And when the train stopped at the border town of Brest, a gang of Belarussian women jumped on with baskets of food and drink.
They jostled for position in the corridor and thrust bread, meatballs, cheese, smoked fish and potato cake under my nose. The homemade aroma was irresistible and I dug in my wallet for roubles.
Another face appeared at the back of the scrum. "Try the potato cake," said Dimitris, a thirty-something lawyer from Volgograd. "It's still warm and it will go great with my chicken." His pale blue eyes beamed as he held up a semi-transparent red and white plastic bag, heavy with his purchase. Soon, the two of us were sitting on my bunk, clunking beer bottles, picking at sticky chicken, ripping bread and sharing stories.
Natalia and Dimitris's spontaneous gestures of friendship had given my journey a new, positive dimension. Fearful introspection had given way to excitement and I had begun to embrace the unexpected. But, as I took another sip of Belarussian beer, I knew that a much greater test still lay ahead: the 5,800-mile, seven-day journey from Moscow to Vladivostok.
Survival kit and helpful hints for the trip
Gary Merrill's tips on Trans-Siberian travel
* Gary Merrill
* guardian.co.uk,
* Monday June 23, 2008
· Food on the Trans-Siberian Express
You can buy food and drink from the restaurant car and the platform-vendors but it is also worth packing non-perishable emergency rations (flapjacks, energy bars, easy-open cans, etc.) Also, take tea bags, instant coffee, a Swiss Army knife and an unbreakable mug. Free hot water is available from the samovar.
· Hygiene
Take diahorrea tablets and laxatives. Add headache and motion-sickness pills to the first-aid kit just in case. Also, ear plugs will muffle snoring and early morning brake squeals.
There are limited washing facilities on the train so wet-wipes and a flannel are essential. There are electrical sockets in the corridors; take a euro-style (round pin) adapter.
· Extras
Obviously take reading material, and paper, pens, pencils, etc. Playing cards, backgammon and chess are sociable pursuits. If you share your food and drink and show photographs of your family and home you will break the ice with non-English-speaking room-mates. A Russian phrase book is invaluable, even if you just point at words. A map of the world is also helpful for conversations. A torch is useful for night-time trips to the loo.
· Money
For the journey, take roubles, preferably in small denomination notes. Even 1,000 rouble notes (about £23) are sometimes rejected by shop-keepers and platform traders. Credit cards are not accepted by the restaurant car and ATMs are rare at the station stops.
· Tickets and visas
The best website for international train and boat travel is The Man in Seat Sixty-One. The site is extremely informative, especially for European and Russian train travel. Use a specialist agency (for example, realrussia.co.uk) to book the Trans-Siberian Express and the boat to Japan. They can also arrange visas for Belarus and Russia. UK nationals get a visa on entry to Japan but you need to go direct to the Taiwanese Consulate in London for that country's visa.
To book tickets for the boat from Osaka to Keelung, Taiwan will require the help of a Japanese speaker. I tried unsuccessfully to book it in advance from the UK, and the shipping company's website is in Japanese only. Very few people make this journey and even the people at the Japanese Tourist Board office in Tokyo were initially bemused by my request.
In the first installment of his three-part overland adventure from Cardiff to Taiwan, Gary Merrill drinks Kölsch on the steps of Cologne cathedral, shares a cabin with a young boxer and breaks bread with a lawyer from Volgograd
* Gary Merrill
* guardian.co.uk,
* Monday June 23, 2008
The thermometer read 40°C (104F) but the room had an oppressive chill. I was exhausted and yet still I couldn't sleep. It was early morning on day four of a 22-day journey and I wanted to be somewhere else: anywhere but on the Cologne to Moscow sleeper train.
Travelling the 8,500 miles (13,679km) from Cardiff to Taiwan with no return ticket and without flying had seemed like a great idea a few weeks earlier.
Although I hadn't done any serious travelling since the mid-1980s, I had read Paul Theroux's The Great Railway Bazaar, was a devoted follower of Michael Palin and had taken inspiration from the international train traveller's website, The Man in Seat Sixty-One.
But until I boarded the Moscow train, I hadn't even considered that travel and I might not be natural bedfellows.
Punching my emaciated pillow and kicking the prickly, green-checked blanket to the foot of my bunk, I recalled my last meal, a mere four hours earlier, with hazy nostalgia. It was taken al fresco in the late evening shadow of Cologne cathedral with Gerhard, a silver-bearded, avuncular German writer, whom I'd met over a chilled glass of weissbier on the Deutsche Bahn ICE train from Brussels.
As we gulped the weak, pale yellow beer, locally-known as Kölsch, from dainty, cylindrical glasses, Gerhard ordered Bavarian liver loaf, fried potatoes and onions, and ham hock with mashed potatoes and sauerkraut. As a dramatist he saw just wide-eyed adventure in my journey. But, as I heaved my backpack onto the Moscow-bound sleeper, my optimism stayed in Cologne.
Compared to the three previous trains that had whisked me from Cardiff to Germany, the Russian train was a distant, aged and unfashionable relative. My pistachio green, airless compartment had three bunk beds and, apart from the light, none of the switches - heater, fan nor loudspeaker - did anything other than move.
The thermometer had three red bubbles, the tap in the corner sink dribbled tearfully, and, when I tried to recharge my phone, the socket just sizzled and promptly cut out.
In the corridor, people with lost-looking faces, oversized bags and desperate voices were still trying to find their quarters. A tight-lipped woman and a dark-haired boy appeared at the door. He was aged about 11, wore a red Pirates of the Caribbean sweatshirt and a resolute scowl. His mother pushed him forward and told me without ceremony, "You must sleep with my son."
I froze, but then realised she meant we had to share a compartment, not a bunk. I shook hands with Eddie and within minutes he was graphically reliving a fight he'd had at school. He spoke some English, so I asked him what he wanted to be when he grows up. "A boxer," he said as he pummelled the air. "My dad was a boxer, too," he proudly added. And what does he do now? "He's an economist."
When I climbed into my bunk at midnight, dark thoughts joined me. How will I cope with three more weeks of austere sleeping compartments, unpredictable food supplies and random roommates? Why did I decide to travel alone? Why didn't I just fly to Taiwan or, better still, stay at home?
On day four, as the train trundled and rocked lethargically through Poland, my fears and hunger grew. There was no restaurant car and I had neglected to pack emergency food rations.
Just before the Belarus border, a carriage attendant shoved two official forms into my hand. As I stared at the incomprehensible Cyrillic script, I knew that I was way out of my comfort zone.
But then Eddie's mother Natalia breezed into the compartment, patiently translated my immigration and customs forms and told me what to write. And when the train stopped at the border town of Brest, a gang of Belarussian women jumped on with baskets of food and drink.
They jostled for position in the corridor and thrust bread, meatballs, cheese, smoked fish and potato cake under my nose. The homemade aroma was irresistible and I dug in my wallet for roubles.
Another face appeared at the back of the scrum. "Try the potato cake," said Dimitris, a thirty-something lawyer from Volgograd. "It's still warm and it will go great with my chicken." His pale blue eyes beamed as he held up a semi-transparent red and white plastic bag, heavy with his purchase. Soon, the two of us were sitting on my bunk, clunking beer bottles, picking at sticky chicken, ripping bread and sharing stories.
Natalia and Dimitris's spontaneous gestures of friendship had given my journey a new, positive dimension. Fearful introspection had given way to excitement and I had begun to embrace the unexpected. But, as I took another sip of Belarussian beer, I knew that a much greater test still lay ahead: the 5,800-mile, seven-day journey from Moscow to Vladivostok.
Survival kit and helpful hints for the trip
Gary Merrill's tips on Trans-Siberian travel
* Gary Merrill
* guardian.co.uk,
* Monday June 23, 2008
· Food on the Trans-Siberian Express
You can buy food and drink from the restaurant car and the platform-vendors but it is also worth packing non-perishable emergency rations (flapjacks, energy bars, easy-open cans, etc.) Also, take tea bags, instant coffee, a Swiss Army knife and an unbreakable mug. Free hot water is available from the samovar.
· Hygiene
Take diahorrea tablets and laxatives. Add headache and motion-sickness pills to the first-aid kit just in case. Also, ear plugs will muffle snoring and early morning brake squeals.
There are limited washing facilities on the train so wet-wipes and a flannel are essential. There are electrical sockets in the corridors; take a euro-style (round pin) adapter.
· Extras
Obviously take reading material, and paper, pens, pencils, etc. Playing cards, backgammon and chess are sociable pursuits. If you share your food and drink and show photographs of your family and home you will break the ice with non-English-speaking room-mates. A Russian phrase book is invaluable, even if you just point at words. A map of the world is also helpful for conversations. A torch is useful for night-time trips to the loo.
· Money
For the journey, take roubles, preferably in small denomination notes. Even 1,000 rouble notes (about £23) are sometimes rejected by shop-keepers and platform traders. Credit cards are not accepted by the restaurant car and ATMs are rare at the station stops.
· Tickets and visas
The best website for international train and boat travel is The Man in Seat Sixty-One. The site is extremely informative, especially for European and Russian train travel. Use a specialist agency (for example, realrussia.co.uk) to book the Trans-Siberian Express and the boat to Japan. They can also arrange visas for Belarus and Russia. UK nationals get a visa on entry to Japan but you need to go direct to the Taiwanese Consulate in London for that country's visa.
To book tickets for the boat from Osaka to Keelung, Taiwan will require the help of a Japanese speaker. I tried unsuccessfully to book it in advance from the UK, and the shipping company's website is in Japanese only. Very few people make this journey and even the people at the Japanese Tourist Board office in Tokyo were initially bemused by my request.