What not to do between two carriages on a train

[John Ashworth]

Zoe Saldana had sex on a train

Zoe Saldana revealed she once had sex in between two carriages on a train...

I have no idea who she is but from the media interest I presume she is a well-known celebrity. Good to hear that "she's changed her ways and won't be getting physical on a public mode of transport again" - definitely a health and safety breach.

[Steve Appleton]

I am glad that we on FOTR only have to deal with are passengers illicitly smoking between coaches. That is a big enough safety issue in itself. That said, is there enough space in the gangways between FOTR coaches in which to assume the "missionary position"? I think not. Perhaps intending passengers would have to arrive equipped with a copy of the Kama Sutra in order to look up a suitable space-saving position! Also being a steam-hauled train, how would the misbehaving persons deal with all the sharp cinders raining down on their parade?